バスト開いたそれ。 = bust it open.

今日私は婦人科医に私の生命の最も悪い経験行った、全く血の必要性を引く金属用具の綿棒の膣の乳液のゼリー指私は多くを言うか。

today's events are between me & whomever can understand this.
don't hurt your brain. =)

2 hints:
bustin' it open.
& jelly.
that's all.

goodnight.

btw. i'm definitely listening to a spanish CD as i'm typing this.
awwwhhh snaps. look at me - being all multilingual & sh**.


&P.S.
i ripped one of my favorite pairs of jeans. NOT good. =(
visual aid below.