eat _______-like food?

we were starving.
hadn't eaten all day.
went to kroger's.
aki picked up some chickens.
thought they were boneless breasts (the usual).
got home.
realized they were tenderloins.
we googled tenderloins.
turns out they're either under the breast
or chicken private parts.
aki cooked them.
we ate.
they tasted sort of weird.
we threw it out.

long story short.
we ate chicken privates? =(

(P.S. LA finally popped this baby out. congrats!!!)