porn stars & poo.

this week was pretty cool. i got a chance to spend time with my favorite cousin kellye - something i haven't done in at least 3 years. and i must say, the reunion was very refreshing.

we use to do EVERYTHING together. take baths together, go to parties at tommy the clown's "academy" together (lame.) family members would always buy us the ugly matching outfits because we loved the whole "twin" thing (lame again), deal with knucklehead boys together, scheme and get into trouble together... we were pretty much like sisters.

but we both grew up, went to high school and gained interest in different things. i began to see her less because she was too busy with her friends & i was too busy with mine... and now we REALLY don't see each other much because she's in college in Atlanta... & i'm in Nashville.

but this week, she came out to LA & we rekindled our old flame (homo, i know.). we didn't have too many extravagant activities planned - we drank copious amounts jamba juice, went to the beach a lot, went to a few parties here & there and most of the time we were being lazes (pigging out at my house & watching tv) - but we bonded and it was amazing.

my favorite night in particular was friday night. kellye, lauren, imelda, curtis & i went to a party that we thought was gonna be in beverly hills... but ended up being downtown, in the hood. at first, it was pretty lame... okay... i take that back, from the time we arrived to the time we departed, the party was pretty lame - we were dressed like we were going to a party in beverly hills, everyone else was dressed like doo-doo mamas & daddies, not too many people were dancing, the dj didn't play too many hits, etc... but we turned this burnt mission into a laugh fest. we danced crazy, we pointed out "interesting" outfits, made "it" clap, saw famous porn star, Brian Pumper, krumped with this 4'9 boy who was on crack and tried to get kellye's panties, and i almost had to save lauren from this strange boy who had his shirt off & tried to lick her while they were dancing. & to top the night off, Curtis get's shat on - wait, i'll rephrase that - he stepped in dog poo while leaving the club (and i use the word club loosely). So we stopped at a nearby gas station so he could use a squeegee to get it off. In the process, Brian Pumper (the porn star) pulls up, we laugh, we talk to him, he talks about his "raps" during the porn scenes, we take pictures, blah blah... and on our way out, (thinking he's talking to Curtis) he says "you have a cute look, so if you wanna perform on me, here's my card". Thank God, he hands the card to Imelda instead and continues "we'll make you up so you'll look different, we can retouch your tattoos, and no one will even know it's you". & then we get in the car and head to 7-11, curtis sings to a girl, we get slurpees, and go home. the end.

like i said... nothing extravagant, but we made it work.

oh & i saw the dark knight the following day. it was awesome.

--PURP.